Academy in dragon infested post apocalyptia

I ask you this - what's worse than being shot in the heart with an arrow, and then finding that the arrow has a utility bill tied to it? How about having 96% of earth's population wiped out by a piece of space-rock, and then finding the rock was full of dragon eggs...

For now there's just one thing you need to know; time is running out. We've been so busy trying to keep ourselves alive for the past ten years, that the whole idea of procreation kind fell by the wayside. Fewer kids being born, fewer kids surviving. Our population is being culled from above and stemmed from below. Which is why someone came up with the idea of the Survival Academy.

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